problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
