talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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