And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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