just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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