it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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