Whod you bang
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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