If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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