Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I want a musical about memes.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Randomize
