Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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