What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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