On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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