One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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