why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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