I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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