what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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