I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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