Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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