At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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