very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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