oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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