Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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