dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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