WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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