normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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