so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I need a burrito and a hug.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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