If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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