why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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