We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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I need you to use more vowels.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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