It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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