I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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