they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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