wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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