He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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