There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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