Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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