He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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