you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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