no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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