There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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