I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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