She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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