haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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