Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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