Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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