Banned from zoo.
Again?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
