College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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