But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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