Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
