4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Randomize
