I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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