We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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